J: If I was president of the world, I’d make sure everyone was able to get the five necessities of life for free.

Me: What’s that? Food, water, clothing, shelter and… uh, sex?

J: Sanitation.

Me: Close enough.

So maybe there should be six necessities now.

Also, I was watching Lateline tonight and they had an interview with ‘Michael Moore’s greatest supporter, and his most scathing critic’. OMG, I thought, two idiots. Isn’t that a funny thing about M.M.? That having any strong opinion about him marks you out as a bit of a weirdo?