1) The effervescent Mish is coming to Perth, so I’m helping her look for rentals. I went to inspections at a couple of places on Saturday - one was good and the other was a little bit ghetto, so she applied for the good one. It’s kind of fun going to inspections when it’s not your time and money at stake.

2) Saturday night E made a roast and we ate roast. A mini-keg of Heineken was consumed. I was pwned at the card game ‘arsehole,’ resulting in me downing a shot of death - a photo of which was posted to FB, like, five seconds after it happened. Still, I dominated at Speed Scrabble (or whatever you call it), Celebrity Head and Scattergories.

3) I went to my mum’s place in York yesterday and whippersnippered the front lawn weeds. Since the full-face mask was missing, I ended up with plant mush in my mouth and up my nose. Not a pleasant experience for an allergic kind of guy.

4) Today my neck hurts and I refuse to sit at the computer any longer. Bye now!