Yaay. Present were Marisa, David, Bret, a fraction of Richard, Sarah and Graham.*

It seems like there’s a new Perth Blogs website in the works, to go with the upcoming conference which will be great. From what I’ve seen, it will be slick. Anyway - boring. I just want to thank everyone for coming down and saying Hi. Luv yas.

Now for the Main Event:

Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day (this Sunday).

10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

8. Come on up and see me urchins.

7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

6. I’d love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?

4. How’d you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.

2. Well blow me down?

And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …

1. Prepare to be boarded.

*Comment me if I messed those URLs up.