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You wouldn’t know the difference between Jim Morrison and Van Morrison.
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*spock*. That time of the month, eh Markie?
~Lu.
Comment by Lu — Friday September 17 2004 @ 2:23 pm
I’m planning on making it a weekly thing. ‘You suck’ Fridays or something.
Comment by Mark — Saturday September 18 2004 @ 12:27 am
Jim Morrison - rock god, buried in Paris somewhere alongside Oscar Wilde
Van Morrison - still alive last I knew and responsible for a very sexy song called “Brown Eyes Girl’ which still turns me on.
*hugs* sorry you’re feeling horrible.
Comment by Marisa — Sunday September 19 2004 @ 12:08 am
I was making the joke that Jim Morrison has way more credibility than Van Morrison - but the more I think about it the more unfeasible that point seems. I’ll try and think of a better insult for next week, hey?
Comment by Mark — Sunday September 19 2004 @ 2:42 am
Van Morrison kicks Jim Morrison’s arse.
Case in point - “Come on, come on, come on, come on now touch me, babe.” WTF!?!?!?!?!
Also, Jim Morrison is printed on mirrors.
Comment by Clare — Sunday September 19 2004 @ 3:04 pm
Well, purists wouldn’t consider that a real part of Jimmy’s work… it being complete crap. But you have to give some credence to him for ‘Ghost Song’ and sticking his willy out a lot.
Comment by Mark — Sunday September 19 2004 @ 6:20 pm
As if Jim Morrisson could ever TOUCH the excellence of Van Morrison. Sure, Moondance sucks but Astral Weeks and the shit after that (as far as I am aware) is gold, yo. Sure, The Doors have a few good songs, but there’s not a lot there to deconstruct, wheras with Van you can sit for hours taking in the beauty of what he’s saying and how he’s saying it. And that’s coming from somebody who isn’t into highbrow formalism. I just dig him.
Comment by Tomás Ford — Monday September 20 2004 @ 5:05 pm
That’s very true. I think though, that it’s an issue of second-order effects, because Jimmy was a much better example for future generations. See:
The Doors —> The Cruel Sea, Marilyn Manson, Soundgarden, Sonic Youth.
Van Morrison —> umm, Fleetwood Mac? You tell me.
Comment by Mark — Monday September 20 2004 @ 10:16 pm
Send me an e-mail. I’ll answer it.
Comment by Me — Tuesday September 21 2004 @ 3:23 pm