1. Do you, when answering the phone quickly, often hit yourself in the head with the receiver?

2. Would you rather take a bus than parallel park?

3. Is your TV guide and/or clothing stained with pasta sauce?

4. Do you often have trouble putting on a t-shirt?

5. Are you afraid to dance with anyone who hasn’t signed a waiver?

If you answered ‘yes’ to one or all of the above, you may be uncoordinated. Being unco is a serious and embarrassing condition, but there are people who can help you - people who understand your pain. Why not talk to a counsellor today?

1300-UNCO-LINE

Who knows? One day you could be out there ice skating too.