Just to compensate for this really long post, here’s an mp3 :-)

Taken from Rodney’s ‘The Journey’. Yeah, we all say we hate these, but secretly I know you love them.

1. What time do you get up?
11am *sheepish*

2. If you could eat lunch with one person (dead or alive), who would it be?
I would eat lunch alone.

3. Gold or silver?
Silver.

4. What was the last film you saw at the theatre?
Er, ‘The Ladykillers’.

5. What is your favourite TV show?
Angela Anaconda. Maybe Bounty Hamster.

6. What do you have for breakfast?
Pie? Whatever’s there.

7. Who would you hate to be stuck in a room with?
Metallica.

8. What/who inspires you?
Anything unique, anyone honest.

9. What is your middle name?
Noel *sheepish*

10. Beach, City or Country?
City for sure.

11. Favourite ice cream?
That one down from Retro Betty’s. What’s it called?…

12. Butter, plain or salted popcorn?
Butter

13. Favourite colour?
Red

14. Favourite sandwich?
Knuckle. No wait, chicken.

15. What characteristic do you despise?
Youth.

16. Favourite flower?
Violet.

17. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would you go?
Japan.

18. What colour is your bathroom?
White.

19. Favourite store to shop at?
Any pawnbroker’s.

20. Where would you retire to?
um, not really on my mind just now.

21. Favourite day of the week?
Tuesday.

22. What did you do for your last birthday?
Got drunk, packed into a VW with friends, went to a poetry reading and severely injured Tom during a performance of 2 Unlimited’s 90’s club hit ‘No Limits’.

23. Where were you born?
Mooney Ponds, Melbourne.

24. Favourite sport to watch:
Tennis.

25. What fabric detergent do you use?
I dunno. It’s just washing powder.

26. Coke or Pepsi?
Coke?

27. Are you a morning person or a night owl?
It’s 2am. I’m not sure what to say.

28. What is your shoe size?
9

29. Do you have any pets?
Some fish.

30. Married or single?
Single.

31. If married, for how long?

32. Favourite scent?
Old books.

33. Least favourite scent?
B.O.

34. Do you collect anything?
Signs, posters, flyers and cartoons - anything printed on paper.

35. Favourite author or type of book?
Since it’s timely, I’ll say Jacques Derrida.