Comments on: Am I getting a tan? http://papertrap.net/archives/184 Mark's interesting journal. Sat, 22 Nov 2008 04:04:37 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.1 by: Lu. http://papertrap.net/archives/184#comment-825 Tue, 16 Nov 2004 02:05:34 +0000 http://papertrap.net/archives/184#comment-825 Oh, please. Nobody arrests anyone for doing 14 year olds nowadays, unless you dumb them and they tell their parents. But they'd likely get in more trouble than you, so they wouldn't. Plus, being a philosopher and a poet, you'd surely know how to let them down gently, so that wouldn't happen, most likely. And besides, if they're throwing shoes into your backyard, they're only perving on you, and have no real interest. If they really wanted you, they'd be sunbaking with their tops off in the front yard. Or offering to wash your car. After all, Asuka never actually slept with Kajji, did she? I think you should pose a lot and play loud mysterious music, and practice your guitar outside. Then, when a real girl comes over and they're giggling at you over the fence, you can act all embarrassed and Kevin Sorbo-ish, and go "Damn groupies..." Quote of the Day: "Are you always this modest?" "I try to be."~Hercules. Oh, please. Nobody arrests anyone for doing 14 year olds nowadays, unless you dumb them and they tell their parents. But they’d likely get in more trouble than you, so they wouldn’t. Plus, being a philosopher and a poet, you’d surely know how to let them down gently, so that wouldn’t happen, most likely. And besides, if they’re throwing shoes into your backyard, they’re only perving on you, and have no real interest. If they really wanted you, they’d be sunbaking with their tops off in the front yard. Or offering to wash your car. After all, Asuka never actually slept with Kajji, did she?
I think you should pose a lot and play loud mysterious music, and practice your guitar outside. Then, when a real girl comes over and they’re giggling at you over the fence, you can act all embarrassed and Kevin Sorbo-ish, and go “Damn groupies…”

Quote of the Day:
“Are you always this modest?”
“I try to be.”~Hercules.

]]> by: Mark http://papertrap.net/archives/184#comment-820 Mon, 15 Nov 2004 11:00:39 +0000 http://papertrap.net/archives/184#comment-820 Ooh, you guys are disgusting. But you can't be a teen idol without copping some bad press, can you? Ooh, you guys are disgusting. But you can’t be a teen idol without copping some bad press, can you?

]]> by: bret http://papertrap.net/archives/184#comment-816 Mon, 15 Nov 2004 07:00:15 +0000 http://papertrap.net/archives/184#comment-816 In our next episode, Mark gets a job baby-sitting. In our next episode, Mark gets a job baby-sitting.

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