(about me)
(front page)
(highlights)
(photo album)
(rss 2.0)
Dinosaur Comics
House of Sugar
Scary Go Round
The Wax Conspiracy
Diesel Sweeties
Colonel Eggroll
Dirtyboots
Event Mechanics
Magnetic Kid Liv
Misha
Nailpolishblues
R.A.T.
Staypuff
The Antilogy
The Event Horizon
There are a million and one energy drinks on the market, but not one with a sedative in it. Nor a good antidepressant. Except beer, but that’s not really what I meant.
Drink Dead BullTM! Now with 25% more Xanax!
RSS feed for comments on this post. TrackBack URI
Listen, if you’re after a knock out energy drink, you’re not going to find it on the shelves. Best bet would be to hang near a girl at a party, or anywhere they serve drinks really, and watch as some guy drops something in the drink. Steal the drink and you’ve got your slam.
Comment by Switch — Thursday May 26 2005 @ 12:21 pm
Image the TVC…
“Drink Dead Bull, it’ll give you dreams.”
Comment by Kitta — Thursday May 26 2005 @ 7:39 pm
Yeeees ….
Drink Date Rape! Now with 25% more Rohypnol!
Comment by mellipop — Thursday May 26 2005 @ 9:34 pm
Yay!
Where can you get that Rohypnol one?
Comment by Mark — Friday May 27 2005 @ 11:24 am
More Beer (sung to Amazing grace)
More beer, more beer, more beer, more beer
More beer, more beer, more beer
My only fear, Is there’ll be no more beer
So lets drink more beer for years.
Comment by Morgan — Sunday May 29 2005 @ 3:52 am
WTF? Beer is *so* last year.
Comment by Mark — Sunday May 29 2005 @ 8:45 pm
Of course beer is so last year, and the year before that. In fact it has been every year for thousands of years. Beer built the pyramids and it is helping me write these comments. Which is more that you can say for sub-zero’s (if you can still get them).
Comment by Morgan — Monday May 30 2005 @ 12:13 am