I have a cold so bad I woke up last night somewhat certain I was member of Al Qaeda. I could speak Arabic and had contacts in the Islamic underworld. Couldn’t quite work out what I was doing in my flat.
Feeling better at the moment.
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Man I had the wierdest thing the other morning too…
I woke up to find tiny humans swarming over me, I thought I may have been in some oompa loompa hell.
Turned out ok in the end though, didn’t shed the oompa loompas however. They have merely joined the ranks of my army of the night.
Comment by Spleenie — Tuesday June 14 2005 @ 11:47 pm
Maybe you saw these bits of the Koran -
Sura 9
And when the sacred months are passed, kill the unbelievers wherever ye shall find them; and seize them, besiege them and lay wait for them with every kind of ambush
Sura 4
Tthe desire that ye shall be infidels as they are infidels, and ye should be alike. Take therefore none of them as friends , till they have fled there homes for the cause of God. If they turn back, seize them, slay them wherever ye shal find them; but take none of them as friends and helpers.
Sura 4
Men are superior to women on account of the qualities with which god hath gifted the one above the other, on account of the outlay they make from their substace for them. Virtuous women are obedient, careful, during the husbands absense, because god hath of them been careful. But chide those for whose refactoriness ye have cause to fear; remove them into beds apart and scourge (beat) them: but if they are obedient to you, then seek not occasion against them: verily God is high, Great
I could go on but this is why Osama and Co do what they do. It is there religious duty as ordained by Allah through his prophet Mohummad
Comment by Morgan — Wednesday June 15 2005 @ 1:30 am
Morgan - You’ll use any excuse to bash the Muslims, won’t you? Well, no flaming here. *GRRRRR*
Spleenie - wtf? I probably contracted this illness from stealing your beer glass.
Comment by Mark — Wednesday June 15 2005 @ 2:23 pm
Absolutely, but then I do take commandments to murder me personally. But your wrong to say I’m bashing muslims who are people. I am bashing Islam, which is a belief system. Muslims are just the morons who carry it out.
But hey, If you were dreaming of joining up, you should at least know what it is all about, It ain’t just 5 prayers a day, no booze and pork and 4 wives you know.
Comment by Morgan — Wednesday June 15 2005 @ 8:42 pm