Types of people who suck
Because Wednesday is Offensive Day.
dentists
Scientologists
people who ignore ‘no junk mail’ signs
vegetarians
crap drivers
goths
people who wear button-badges
people who bitch about Big Brother
people who bitch about George W. Bush
the majority of alcoholics
real estate agents
fake music agents
secret Chinese agents
Jihadis
holocaust deniers
and anyone who knows the words and/or chords to ‘Stairway to Heaven’.
Feel my INFINITE WRATH and tremble!!
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hey bitch!
I bitched about big brother - and gave everyone a great excuse to get out of work!
But , yeah, generally I suck. At least I’m not a scientologist though…
Comment by nailpolishblues — Wednesday July 13 2005 @ 4:15 pm
On the mailing offensive, those newsletters that say that they aren’t junk mail. Newsletters unsolicited still make junk mail, and quick kindling.
Comment by Switch — Wednesday July 13 2005 @ 5:49 pm
Hey I only suck on my vegetarian asparagus
Comment by Spleenie — Wednesday July 13 2005 @ 6:29 pm
Are you going to have a chapter on this in your PHD thesis?
Comment by Morgan — Wednesday July 13 2005 @ 8:48 pm
dentists - not me
Scientologists - not me
people who ignore ‘no junk mail’ - not me
signs - my star sign is scorpio
vegetarians - yes, sorry
crap drivers - i’m ok
goths - not me
people who wear button-badges - isn’t that self-loathing, mark?
people who bitch about Big Brother - not me
people who bitch about George W. Bush - sorry…
the majority of alcoholics - borderline, sorry…
real estate agents - not me
fake music agents - not me
secret Chinese agents - possibly
Jihadis - not any more
holocaust deniers - not me
and anyone who knows the words and/or chords to ‘Stairway to Heaven’ - sorry…
Comment by James — Wednesday July 13 2005 @ 10:16 pm
My tuesday was like that yesterday. Today I am recovering on a sugar hangover :)
Comment by lori — Wednesday July 13 2005 @ 11:09 pm
Hmm, of all the people I said sucked, it’s Spleenie that I feel most sorry about. Sorry!!
The rest of you can just deal with it.
Man, I am in a massive button-badge backlash though… they’re getting on my nerves.
DO YOU HAVE AN OPINION? WHY NOT WEAR IT ON A BUTTON BADGE SO EVERYONE KNOWS!!!!!!!!!
Comment by Mark — Thursday July 14 2005 @ 2:12 am
Vegans shit me. My old housemate, Charlene (!), yelled at me because I bought sliced cheese.
‘Don’t you know sliced cheese has a face?’
‘Sure I do. You have one, too. Just like a smashed crab.’
Comment by BourbonBird — Thursday July 14 2005 @ 3:31 pm
Feeling a bit whingey today are we?
Mm…Someone put a piece cake on my desk. To eat slab of fat or throw slab of fat in bin? Maybe I’ll just pick at it..mm..
Comment by Tash — Thursday July 14 2005 @ 4:20 pm
look… to be fair, there’s one button badge i adore… and that’s the one that says:
“I’m not a whore, I’m just popular”
Comment by mc — Friday July 15 2005 @ 1:17 am
Dude - eat the cake. Cake = endorphins = feeling good = being attractive. Cakes can only improve your life.
MC - lol, I’m still over them. Even ‘I’m not gay, I just like rainbows’ is sitting unused in my drawer.
Comment by Mark — Friday July 15 2005 @ 4:15 pm
I don’t need your fucking pity!
I hate those who apologise to others!
stick that on a badge and wear it! ;)
Comment by Spleenie — Friday July 15 2005 @ 8:09 pm