Wednesday September 28 2005

I am in Melbourne. (I will write you all next week).

I know you’ve heard it all before, but Melbourne is goshdarn cold.

I know you’ve heard it all before, but Melbourne girls are prettier.

 

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  1. Yay Melbourne! Melbourne is fun and good. I have lived here all my life (except for that weird stint in Christchurch that one time). Yes, it is raining.

    Comment by Clare — Wednesday September 28 2005 @ 1:34 pm

  2. Who cares about the girls?

    The real question is are there more straight men in Melbourne? Good looking would be nice but hetero a real must.

    Comment by nailpolishblues — Wednesday September 28 2005 @ 3:08 pm

  3. Are you prettier in Melbourne as well?

    Comment by Ross — Thursday September 29 2005 @ 12:22 am

  4. Melbourne vs Sydney. The battle continues.

    Comment by Tash — Thursday September 29 2005 @ 9:49 am

  5. Hey Mark, how is melbourne going for ya mate? I just thought I would tell you that Fender Guitars are the best thing since sliced bread. Anyways, will have to email ya sometime soon. BTW I gots a website now. Its not half bad either..

    www.iinet.net.au/~jammo143

    Check it out k!

    Comment by Jammo — Thursday September 29 2005 @ 12:28 pm

  6. I’ve been desperately trying to think of something witty to say
    …………………………………………………………………….. but couldn’t.

    Comment by James — Thursday September 29 2005 @ 10:12 pm

  7. I thought that was the theme of the post, James.

    Comment by nailpolishblues — Thursday September 29 2005 @ 11:15 pm

  8. I thought that was the theme of the site.

    Comment by Switch — Friday September 30 2005 @ 4:17 pm

  9. Clare - I wanted to live there once but no one would pay me to. True story.

    Nails - Melbourne is pretty straight compared to Newtown. Thinking of moving?

    Ross - lol, you’re such a girl. Great line though.

    Tash - It’s kind of a draw, I think.

    Jammo - it’s loading now

    James - No, you really did.

    I’ll post a new post on Sunday, k? Seeya guys :)

    Comment by Mark — Saturday October 1 2005 @ 10:59 pm

  10. well yes we are.

    you should have announced a big papertrap meetup so as us melbourne readers could have been graced with your presence…

    or not.

    at least you’d have seen more pretty girls that think you’re funny and witty and stuff. surely that’d be an advantage?

    Comment by mc — Saturday October 1 2005 @ 11:44 pm

  11. I was planning on moving farther from Antarctica [albeit temporarily]. Aren’t most places kinda straight compared to Newtown?

    Comment by nailpolishblues — Sunday October 2 2005 @ 12:35 am

  12. I’ve never been to Melbourne, though I really should make the trek. It’ll give me a chance to dispel the horrible rumours I’ve heard of the Mexicans, though a little part of me doesn’t want to dispel anything.

    It’s Sunday, Marko. Tick tick tick.

    Comment by BourbonBird — Sunday October 2 2005 @ 3:10 pm

  13. MC - well, if you put it like that… I’ll start planning teh national tour I think.

    Nails - exactly.

    Bourbs - the Mexicans are fine. It’s the immigrants we need to watch out for.

    Comment by Mark — Sunday October 2 2005 @ 3:37 pm

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