Wednesday November 16 2005

November

I got into the routine of wearing a shirt for half of one day and half of the next.

 

10 Comments »

  1. Technically, since you’re not even really wearing the shirt at all, and with some care, you could just have the one shirt all month long and smell no different for it.

    Comment by Switch — Wednesday November 16 2005 @ 12:45 pm

  2. Switch, could the same be said for underwear? Boxers to be precise…

    Comment by James — Wednesday November 16 2005 @ 7:07 pm

  3. Switch - If I’m only pretending to wear a shirt, then pretending to change it won’t be a problem anyhow, will it? Mind you, pretending to change your nonexistent shirt won’t stop someone from imagining that you smell bad.

    James - Are you telling us you’re a ‘freeballer’, James?

    Comment by Mark — Thursday November 17 2005 @ 1:45 pm

  4. Okay, a quick method on not wearing a shirt for an entire month is to actually have three shirts going on at the same time.

    1- For the time that you’re asleep or serious rest.

    2- Another for the period after you wake up and head into the rest of the day.

    3- The sturdy workhorse one, when you’re at the office, school, site, whatever.

    Typical day would be 1, 2, 3, 2, 1 and then again on rotation for the month.

    Sweating changes things as you move up the numbers. The higher the number, the lesser the actual impact on the scheme of things.

    Boxers and briefs are entirely another matter. The incident of dribble or a fart cloud will render the whole piece stained and in need of a visit in hot water.

    (May very well flesh this out for a few hundred more words a month from now at The Wax Conspiracy.)

    Comment by Switch — Thursday November 17 2005 @ 2:24 pm

  5. I thought you said HALF A SHIRT. I couldn’t help thinking of cutoff midriffs.

    Comment by BourbonBird — Thursday November 17 2005 @ 5:20 pm

  6. You need this.

    http://www.mcphee.com/items/M6127.html

    Comment by marcheline — Friday November 18 2005 @ 1:43 am

  7. Switch - I hope you include a case study or some examples.

    BB - like Scott in SFW. Sweet. But I’m not really buff enuff.

    March - Again, good idea but I’m not quite goth enough. I do like all the pirate products though :)

    Comment by Mark — Friday November 18 2005 @ 4:14 pm

  8. Wearing boxers isn’t freeballing, is it? I thought that was no underwear at all.

    Comment by James — Friday November 18 2005 @ 5:32 pm

  9. But yours are imaginary, aren’t they?

    Comment by Mark — Friday November 18 2005 @ 6:05 pm

  10. I want those wristbands. It’s my birthday, someone buy them for me!
    I think work would be the place to wear them, oh yeah….

    Comment by nailpolishblues — Friday November 18 2005 @ 8:54 pm

RSS feed for comments on this post. TrackBack URI

Leave a comment