Reasons to read bash.org:

#580701 +(870)- [X]
[iibbmm] Stupid World of Warcraft.
[iibbmm] I have no money, I have no skills. All of the hot hot elvin women are dancing with the big warrior guys. It’s college all over again.

#577670 +(555)- [X]
pAtRiCkAaRoN06: DUDE..you know what we r gonna name our band?
Jahwarrior06: what?
pAtRiCkAaRoN06: “the big glove”
Jahwarrior06: the big glove? wtf?
pAtRiCkAaRoN06: yea…that way when we get done playing and the PA dude comes up there he can say “let’s have a big hand for The Big Glove”

#576262 +(1209)- [X]
McKhaos: this guy asks me
McKhaos: how many people work in your company ?
McKhaos: my answer
McKhaos: about a third

#580395 +(-1686)- [X]
Primus521: hey dude the funniest thing happened to me today
Primus521: im at walmart and this chick is buying a box of tampons and they are missing the upc and wont ring up
Primus521: so the cashier tells his buddy to get a price check on tampax
Primus521: the dude looks at him and says, “the kind u push in, or the kind you hammer in?”
Primus521: lol
Primus521: turns out he misheard him
Primus521: he thought he said thumbtacs
Primus521: you should have seen the look on the chicks face