papertrap[dot]net: official recruiting office.
Did I mention that I’m on the WAMI 2005 compilation CD? Yeah, I’m a rock singer, hey. Cover art by Rolf Harris. Have I mentioned that already?
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[J-Dawg] I tried to buy a hooker with monopoly money once.
[Kyee] how’d that work out for you?
[J-Dawg] my mom said they weren’t in monopoly
[J-Dawg] …they never let me play after that, either…
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There’s something about this entire post that makes me want to type whilst wearing big thick pink rubber gloves. I think it’s the hideous image of a woman who is half-naked yet cheerfully at the sink with neither food nor [implied] fucking in sight. What a freak. I feel dirty.
You’ve totally made it when the Rolf’s involved. Do you feel like a star? Any tvs out the window? Groupies? You know you’ve gotta share. [Holy fuck did that sound WRONG.]
Comment by nailpolishblues — Monday January 23 2006 @ 9:07 pm
I asked for an application form years ago, but I think it got lost in the mail. Could you send me another one?
Comment by James — Monday January 23 2006 @ 9:15 pm
What? Isn’t it obvious that she’s done her duty and is at the sink just washing off?
Or she’s ready for some expressing.
Comment by Switch — Tuesday January 24 2006 @ 9:50 am
Nails - no groupies or misplaced TVs unfortunately. I totally smashed a wobble-board on stage once though.
Dear James,
You are so gay. Why don’t you like the ladies?
luv,
Mark
Switch - gross. But explanatory.
Comment by Mark — Tuesday January 24 2006 @ 4:48 pm
Methinks the ‘lady’ doth protest too much.
Comment by The Other Andrew — Tuesday January 24 2006 @ 8:13 pm
Is that a Shakespeare thing? I don’t understand culture.
Comment by Mark — Tuesday January 24 2006 @ 8:16 pm
Wow, Mark attracted a lady. Where is she again?
Comment by nailpolishblues — Tuesday January 24 2006 @ 11:14 pm
Mark - it’s because I never received the application form. I am, however, a member of the Lismore RSL Club.
Comment by James — Wednesday January 25 2006 @ 12:42 am
Could you post something else? Something nice and long to push this post past the fold please. Those titties are making me nervous.
Anyhoo, maybe heterosexuality is cool after all. You guys can keep ‘cool’ though, because we get ‘FAAAABULOUS’!
Comment by The Other Andrew — Wednesday January 25 2006 @ 3:30 pm
Nails - she’s too crazy and I think she likes the girls more anyway.
James - ah, see, that’s straight enough, isn’t it?
Andrew - I think you can have ‘titties’ too.
Comment by Mark — Wednesday January 25 2006 @ 8:27 pm