Thursday April 13 2006

Pix for kix, y’all.

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This is a page from the manual of my new microphone. Apparently, you can only use it for bogan music.

handingladwrapglove.jpg

What do you do when you need to de-mould the bathroom but don’t have any gloves? Use glad wrap to make mittens! Reminds me of a line from an REM song - bet you can’t guess which one.

meholdingcamera.jpg

Moi. Stupid posterless rented apartment walls.

 

11 Comments »

  1. Love the glove picture - I reckon you could get thousands for it on the contemporary art market. You up to much over Easter, aside from Mass on most days?

    Comment by James — Friday April 14 2006 @ 12:11 am

  2. I do hope that was a joke about mass. Meanwhile, that guy with the mullet is so damn handsome. I want to marry him and kiss him on the lips.

    Comment by audrey — Friday April 14 2006 @ 3:59 am

  3. There’s your standard bogan mullet, and then there’s the magnificent PERMED mullet. Oh. Oh yes.

    Comment by T. — Friday April 14 2006 @ 9:31 am

  4. James - erm, not much. Working with my new bogan mic and watchin’ the idiot box. Lemme know if you wanna get a few beers at some point. (Where are the other Sydney bloggers? Pfft.)

    Audrey - dammit! That’s the last time a mullet-man upstages me. I’ll have to grow my own to be more manly.

    T - wait, are you guys maybe being sarcastic?

    Comment by Mark — Friday April 14 2006 @ 6:29 pm

  5. Now that’s improvisation for you! (Although to me gladwrap seems a tad too sticky for the job)

    Comment by sharlet — Saturday April 15 2006 @ 6:58 am

  6. Mmmmmm. Plasticular.

    I think i’m just impressed that a young man such as yourself is actually WILLING to de-mould the bathroom. Most guys i know would just live in mouldy goodness.

    Well done, fella!

    Comment by chuffed_enuff — Saturday April 15 2006 @ 3:10 pm

  7. Hi Sharlet - your site is hot hot hot btw. Um, plastic wrap needs to stick to itself to be made into a glove. An acceptable alternative would be a supermarket vegetable bag, I guess.

    Lee - :) Yeah, though it was pretty mouldy up to that point.

    Comment by Mark — Saturday April 15 2006 @ 4:25 pm

  8. In future couldn’t you just wrap the entire bathroom in wrap and then when mouldy, throw out and reapply?

    Comment by Switch — Saturday April 15 2006 @ 6:54 pm

  9. Switch, you just made me belly laugh. That’s like old Jewish grandmothers buying couches and leaving the plastic wrap on them so they don’t get dirty.

    Comment by audrey — Sunday April 16 2006 @ 6:10 pm

  10. Hmm, it’s temptingly feasible though isn’t it?

    Comment by Mark — Sunday April 16 2006 @ 6:17 pm

  11. It’s one of those questions you have to ask yourself. Such as, would you want to face everyday spraying the surfaces with some gunk to keep it clean or just clean it once every two months?

    Comment by Switch — Sunday April 16 2006 @ 8:12 pm

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