The Southern Cross. Please squint for the seeing.

I never thought about the Christian symbolism of the Southern Cross before, but I bet it was intended. Like, claming the other half of the world for Jesus & Co. Otherwise the explorers would have named it the Southern Kite, which it so obviously is. And personally, I’d be much happier living under a kite than a crucifix.

Happy Friday :) Some QDB quotes for y’all:
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[Shameful_Buffalo] I got bored tonight, so I played the wal mart game, you know where you go to wal mart and see who can get the funniest items together

[Shameful_Buffalo] well I give my friends ryan and taylor $20 and they go off, taylor gets KY Jelly, Camoflauge shorts and Predator on DVD, I get some G2 Pilot pens, A mountain dew, Murray’s Superior Afroshine Hair Pomade, 12-pack of Lubed Trojans, a pair of Brinks Luggage Locks with keys, Electrical Tape, and some Reeses Peanut Butter Cups (standard double-cup pack).

[Shameful_Buffalo] Ryan comes back empty handed and this follows,
Ryan: “I played your game dude…”
Taylor: “then where is your stuff?”
Me: “Yeah, you had to buy something with that 20 I gave you..”
Ryan “I went to automotive and put a tire on layaway…”

[Shameful_Buffalo] I never laughed so hard in my entire life, I gave him the 10 bucks for winning and walked to the car with my bag of crap.

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[SpitZ] this sms was sent by a friend of mine
[SpitZ] Sally mr. pls,2wedding
[SpitZ] What’s that supposed to mean?
[crazhee] i think it read as “Sally mist’er period. please comma to wedding”