TV man has the following characteristics:

Age - unknown (c. 1980s colour portable model)

Occupation - sitting in the lounge room

Favourite drink - Guinness

Marital status - not married.  Currently hooked up with a video recorder

Likes - reruns, nintendo, badminton

Dislikes - Americanism, fossil fuels, people with plasma screens stuck to their heads

Personality - friendly and entertaining, but prone to static when it’s raining

Listens to - Interpol, Bloc Party, Suzie and the Banshees

TV man’s life is fun and interesting. Many people like him because he always knows the latest cricket scores and news reports, although he sometimes gets miffed at people who have their ‘eyes glued to the idiot box’ and stare dumbly at him for hours at a time. A little known fact is that TV man invented the phrase ‘what are you lookin’ at?’ after a stranger in a bar kept staring at him. The man’s protestations that he was just checking out the lastest episode of McGyver earned him a punch in the face.

TV man is cool. All hail TV man.

Photo courtesy of Liv.