All I have to say is, anyone who truly loved me would get me the Red Dot ‘piano mat’ for Christmas. I’m itching to do an album of piano mat songs. There would even be a cover of ‘Been Caught Stealing’ by Jane’s Addiction.
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I can just see the pile of piano mats from all your admirers. And you’re all, “What the fuck am I supposed to do with fifty piano mats?!”
But perhaps I am mistaken, and there is no number of piano mats that is too many piano mats.
Comment by boofuls — Monday December 11 2006 @ 9:54 pm
I’m not even sure what a piano mat is… o O ???
Comment by winter — Tuesday December 12 2006 @ 1:11 pm
Lizzy - Yep. More than one for each foot means I will have to start a Piano Mat Orchestra. Hell yeah.
Winter - Like, it’s a mat where you stand on it and it makes sound. Like a piano floor thingo, but portable.
Comment by Mark — Tuesday December 12 2006 @ 5:01 pm
myspace is so crap that it won’t let me respond to your comment so i am using your space instead.
you can be the first to see my new blog when it is ready - which will probably be tomorrow.
i am resigining from myspace, i’m sick of the stupid friends crap and it’s totally embarrassing to be at all associated with it. ha!
i’m not sure the new blog will be any more entertaining though (although there will now be more pictures).
is it ok to use though and although in the same sentence one after the other? i bet it isn’t.
Comment by serrin — Tuesday December 12 2006 @ 5:57 pm
Kewl! (I would have put a bit more punctuation between the two, but you’re doing okay IMHO.)
Comment by Mark — Tuesday December 12 2006 @ 6:08 pm
An album of piano mat songs!?! What a great idea! I would love to see what a music video for an album like that would look like.
Comment by colonel eggroll — Tuesday December 12 2006 @ 11:51 pm
Hi Mark,
Here is my new blog. I will copy the old stuff over later. I hope you find it entertaining ;)
http://serrins-karma.blogspot.com/
Comment by serrin — Wednesday December 13 2006 @ 8:38 am
Colonel E - it would involve legwarmers and 80s hair for SURE.
Serrin - Below is my comment for your site. Blogger was being a biatch and there was no anon login, so I couldn’t post it.
Schvendes - hawt. And a great band. If you haven’t heard their song ‘Nothing I Can Do’, you haven’t lived.
Nick Cave - Sorry, I just. don’t. get. him.
Boondock Saints - The drag scene with Willem Dafoe? Classic.
Comment by Mark — Wednesday December 13 2006 @ 12:24 pm
Ok, thanks, I’m no longer confused.
Blogger is being a total bi-otch. I have an account and I can’t log in to leave comments so….grrrrrr
Comment by winter — Wednesday December 13 2006 @ 4:33 pm
Oh, I have now enabled anon comments. :)
Nick Cave: I listen to his more accessible stuff - Red Right Hand and Carny are great songs that spring to mind. The other stuff (random noises and toneless singing) I tend to avoid.
Comment by serrin — Wednesday December 13 2006 @ 6:14 pm
Oh man, just like Big but with more Perry Farrell.
If you played Janes Addiction on a giant toy piano mat I would probably fall for you a little.
Comment by Lucy — Wednesday December 13 2006 @ 8:50 pm
nick cave hasn’t sung tonelessly since the early 80’s.
Comment by Tomás Ford — Thursday December 14 2006 @ 11:27 am
Winter - it happens A LOT, dunnit?
Serrin - Tomas loves ‘Stagger Lee’. I’ve only heard it once.
Lucy - Just a little?! Would it be more if I played something by The Veronicas?
Tomas - What a short, bucolic comment. Dude.
Comment by Mark — Thursday December 14 2006 @ 5:49 pm
Stagger Lee is GREAT and isn’t what I was referring to when I said “toneless”. In fact I’m not sure what exactly I was referring to, because as formerly mentioned I don’t listen to it. Hmm.
Carny is my favourite. And he did a cover of What a Wonderful World with Tom Waits which is kind of funny/cool.
I stand by Nick Cave but probably not as fervently as Tomas does.
Blog Comments - the new chat forums. Someone flame somebody!
Comment by serrin — Thursday December 14 2006 @ 6:56 pm
BITE ME, TEABAG!
(good enough?)
Comment by Mark — Thursday December 14 2006 @ 7:04 pm
I also have some controversial views on immigration that I would like to share!
Comment by Mark — Thursday December 14 2006 @ 7:05 pm
That is excellent use of the word teabag! I am proud.
Comment by colonel eggroll — Friday December 15 2006 @ 12:53 am
Or should I say sexcellent?
Comment by colonel eggroll — Friday December 15 2006 @ 12:54 am
Yes!
Comment by Mark — Friday December 15 2006 @ 3:10 pm