Thursday March 22 2007

So it’s set. I’m flyin’ to Sydney on Sunday the 8th.

goodbye bike rides by the river
goodbye cheap apartment
goodbye drinkin’ buddies

hello Turkish food
hello university broadband
hello getting quite a lot of work done

PS - Bash is still awesome:

[PhoenixBourne] You know date rape drugs?
[linforcer] Sure
[PhoenixBourne] Right, rhyphonol is one of these. It knocks you asleep after an hour or two.
[PhoenixBourne] I should also mention, a side affect of rhyphonol is amnesia of events whilst under influence of the drug.
[PhoenixBourne] Now, a friend of mine had this idea:
1) Prepare ingredients
2) Take rhyphonol
3) Bake cake
4) Fall asleep
5) ??????
6) Wake up
7) CAKE?! CAKE! Where did this come from?!
[linforcer] SURPRISE CAKE!!!!!!

 

6 Comments »

  1. Lol. Surprise cake would be awesome. I would love to see pictures of the looks of delight upon finding said cake.

    My friend got drugged by some girl at a party. Luckily, he realized what was going on and locked himself in his room when he started feeling strange. Sure enough, she came by about 30 minutes later to try and finish the job. Pretty scary.

    Comment by Julia — Thursday March 22 2007 @ 11:35 pm

  2. Cool story. I didn’t know girls did it though. I mean, can’t they just ask?

    Comment by Mark — Friday March 23 2007 @ 11:49 am

  3. When I was moving in last summer there were these drunk guys picking up furniture from the curb and carrying (or attempting to) into their apartment. I imagined them waking up the next morning going “Whoa! Where did all this stuff come from?” like the Surprise cake.

    I know a story about a guy who got ‘taken advantage of’ at a party, but he was just regular drunk.

    Comment by winter — Saturday March 24 2007 @ 8:15 am

  4. I would think you can’t wait too long between imbibing and baking.

    Comment by Switch — Saturday March 24 2007 @ 4:46 pm

  5. God I love bash.org.

    This one is one of my favourites -

    Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?!
    glome stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
    Who me?!
    Yes you!
    Couldn’t be!
    Then WHO?!!
    Woody stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
    *** glome has been kicked by DrWoody (fuck you i didn’t touch the motherfucking cookie, bitch)

    oh and this -

    the “bishop” came to our church today
    he was a fucken impostor
    never once moved diagonally

    Comment by Lucy — Saturday March 24 2007 @ 10:56 pm

  6. Winter - See, that would be a good story for your website!

    Switch - LOL, I would expect *you* to give us practical advice on Rohypnol.

    Lucy - The bishop one is a classic. I also like the “I’m going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet” one.

    Comment by Mark — Sunday March 25 2007 @ 8:03 pm

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