I wonder how she uses a keyboard?
What’s in the news? I’m recovering from the hilarious illness that made me miserable last week, I’m touch-typing (though slowly) in dvorak, and I’m enjoying the short stories of Truman Capote. If you are doing any of the above yourself, then please pretend I just made an (embarrassing/nerdy/literary) joke about whichever one applies to you.
I am also planning to write some CD reviews for the magazine edited by the lovely Mish, and that will provide no end of hilarity I’m sure.
Oh, and today I said Hi to a girl with 8.5 fingers. I used to think she was nuts but now she drives me wild with desire. I mean who doesn’t lately, but her especially. (How the hell do you correctly punctuate that sentence, btw?)
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“Oh, and today I said Hi to a girl with 8.5 fingers. I used to think she was nuts but now she drives me wild with desire.”
LoL. So a girl just has to sever a few digits to get your attention?? =)
Comment by Julia — Friday May 18 2007 @ 1:02 pm
Does she have thumbs as well? In which case she has 10.5 digits?
Comment by James — Friday May 18 2007 @ 3:53 pm
Julia - it helps! :P
James - No, I think thumbs should be counted as fingers. It’s simpler that way.
Comment by Mark — Friday May 18 2007 @ 7:19 pm
What?! Missing digits is the secret to attracting guys? Let’s see…….1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. Dammit! No wonder I’m still single. ;)
Comment by Becky — Saturday May 19 2007 @ 3:53 am
Man, now everyone thinks I’m a fetishist. Sometimes I shouldn’t say words.
Comment by Mark — Saturday May 19 2007 @ 2:59 pm
Hahahahaha
Sorry about the cd delay, my brakes are squeakier than a Russian bus in the snow. Don’t worry about deadlines and things, these cds aren’t in the next issue, and if they were there’s always express post.
Comment by Mish — Saturday May 19 2007 @ 7:21 pm
I think if a girl has a beautiful face, that makes it ok for her to have anywhere between 6 and 12 fingers.
Comment by Rev Hempshaw — Sunday May 20 2007 @ 11:35 am
Mish - That’s OK. See you soonish.
Rev - Yes, that’s exactly right. Unless she’s missing a whole arm, in which case 4 or 5 is okay.
Comment by Mark — Sunday May 20 2007 @ 5:14 pm