In lieu: Uncyclopedia links.
Dr. Who and Initial D! TV is my friend tonight.
Anyhow, I’m going to Melbourne next week and may not update for a while. To keep entertained I suggest you visit Uncyclopedia. It contains useful entries on:
The Russian Reversal
The Dolphin: cold-blooded sexual predator of the seas
How to Get Laid (”Mug her and steal her handbag. Girls like tough guys.”)
How to De-snake a Plane (”If you are unsure on how dangerous they are, stick your hand in there and see if he bites. If he does, then you probably shouldn’t have done that.”)
Plus many others, from the outrageously misleading to the entirely incomprehensible.
I’ll be sure and take pix while I’m away. See you the week after next, or perhaps earlier :)
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Hope you have a good trip! :)
Comment by Becky — Friday June 29 2007 @ 7:20 am
Freeze one off for me.
Comment by Switch — Friday June 29 2007 @ 9:00 pm
Yes, have a good trip! Thanks for the links, and looking forward to the pix!
Comment by Julia — Saturday June 30 2007 @ 10:54 am
This is boring already. Come on, update.
Comment by nailpolishblues — Saturday June 30 2007 @ 11:53 am
julia & becky - thx!
Ethan - Yeah, in progress matey.
Nails - No! I do have the webs here, but it’s tragically qwerty and I can’t type much.
Comment by Ross — Sunday July 1 2007 @ 7:31 pm
Er, this isn’t Ross btw. It’s me.
Comment by Ross — Sunday July 1 2007 @ 7:38 pm
Tragically qwerty shall be my phrase of the week!
Are you learning ‘nice’ off Ross? Do try.
Comment by nailpolishblues — Sunday July 1 2007 @ 11:05 pm
Can I steal ‘tragically qwerty’ too? That’s pretty witty.
Comment by Becky — Monday July 2 2007 @ 9:26 am
Better yet, send Ross my way so that I can learn ‘nice’. Also, if you happen to see my sense of humour could you ask it to return home as I rather miss it.
Comment by nailpolishblues — Monday July 2 2007 @ 9:35 pm
*MARK:*
Nails & Becky - What you’ll find out, if you hang out with Ross for a bit, is that he’s not nice at all. Just this morning headbutted a Dutch backpacker for snoring too loud and threw some rocks at a bus. He needs medication, you know?
“Tragically qwerty” may catch on with dvorak fans, but how would anybody else use it?
Comment by Ross — Thursday July 5 2007 @ 5:39 pm
*in singsong whiny voice*
Maaaark! Come baaaaack! We miss you!
=(
Comment by Julia — Sunday July 8 2007 @ 3:41 am
You could use tragically qwerty as an adjective for life.
Comment by Julia — Sunday July 8 2007 @ 4:37 am
‘Tragically qwerty’ could be used to refer to any situation where the status quo is other than you desire and perhaps inconviencing, but still not so bad as to be completely and utterly intolerable. Example:
“All they had to drink was coke and I perfer pepsi. It was tragically qwerty.”
“I stayed at my parents this weekend. It was tragically qwerty, no cable and no internet”
Yes?
Comment by Becky — Sunday July 8 2007 @ 10:01 am
Adds whine to Julia’s.
Also, yes to tragically qwerty. I seem to be ill, if that ain’t tragically qwerty, well, what is?
Comment by nailpolishblues — Sunday July 8 2007 @ 11:28 am
Hah. You guys are pretty inventive, and although I was skeptical I’m starting to get the idea. Neato!
I’m heading back tomorrow so expect an update soon. I’ll comment youse all when I do, so you know.
Comment by Mark — Monday July 9 2007 @ 9:11 am
Yay!
Who’s up for a happy dance?
Comment by Becky — Monday July 9 2007 @ 11:43 am
*happily waves a crumpled tissue from the couch - no energy to dance*
Comment by nailpolishblues — Monday July 9 2007 @ 1:19 pm