Balding? Yet sexy?
I had a dream that I was going bald. I had lots of hair but there was a bald patch in the middle, and I was trying to fold the masses of hair around the sides onto the bald spot to cover it up. But it wasn’t working. Then I think someone spilled a gin and tonic on me while I was looking in the mirror. Goddamn that was a crappy dream.
Also, I have noticed plenty of girls smiling at me lately. I don’t know whether I have become sexier or it’s just a female spring thing. They are still pretty weird smiles though. As if they see me and smile involuntarily, then catch themselves doing it and resume a normal facial expression. Maybe they are mistaking me for someone else. Someone who looks like me from a distance and is a massive hit with the ladies.
I must find him. And ask him for pointers on bein sexy.
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What a waste of a g&t - even if it’s only dream alcohol.
It’s not spring. Maybe you just look really good. Happy or something.
Comment by nailpolishblues — Saturday August 4 2007 @ 4:57 pm
Two words -
John McClane.
But then he’s one of a few balding men who I’d consider hot.
Comment by Lucy — Saturday August 4 2007 @ 5:03 pm
HI!!!!!!!!!!!! I had a dream I had a massive green zit on my chin that burst and exploded green all over my face and people said it made a nice eyshadow shade. Dreams are slightly crazy.
Oh, yeah, and I’ll check out that link you said to check out.
SMILE
Comment by Clare — Saturday August 4 2007 @ 5:15 pm
You had a dream you were going bald? Who said dreams can’t predict the future? Heheheheh
Comment by James — Saturday August 4 2007 @ 6:21 pm
Nails - So girls aren’t seasonal? Must be me then. Or that other guy.
Lucy - Wot? Not even Patrick Shtuart?
Clare - Hey there. But if you have the kind of face that’s improved by copious amounts of green pus, I’m afraid I just ain’t interested in samplin yr feminine wares. Sorry.
House of Sugar is where it’s at though. Good stuff.
James - You just want me to join the club, you fucker. It won’t happen, because I’m going to be going the Advanced Hair (yeah yeah!) option. Ha!
Comment by Mark — Sunday August 5 2007 @ 11:47 am
I merely meant that August isn’t yet spring.
It’s probably that other guy…
Comment by nailpolishblues — Sunday August 5 2007 @ 12:18 pm
Oh yeah. I forget sometimes that the seasons don’t revolve around Christmas.
Comment by Mark — Sunday August 5 2007 @ 12:24 pm
You Australians with your kooky backward seasons. ;)
Comment by Becky — Sunday August 5 2007 @ 12:50 pm
What? Summer during the holiday season is obviously the way it was meant to be, so we’re pretty sure you’ve got it backwards up there. We may be willing to compromise on the value-neutral term ‘reverse’…
Comment by Mark — Sunday August 5 2007 @ 12:56 pm
I’m still adjusting to more than two seasons. Spring and autumn are terribly confusing.
Comment by nailpolishblues — Sunday August 5 2007 @ 1:13 pm
I perceive it as more of a continuum anyhow. Or with reference to clothing: shorts weather, non-shorts weather and better-stay-in-bed weather.
Comment by Mark — Sunday August 5 2007 @ 1:46 pm