Here’s a game :)
The new guy at work is a complete dick. Tonight he crept up behind me and wrote on my neck with a felt-tip pen. He thought it was really funny, but I did not. Later he poked me in the back with a wet mop. Not funny either. He’s one of those guys who want to kid around all the time, and then look at you like you’re boring when you get sick of it.
So I have to think of a way to get him back. Something better than poking him with a biro, but not as serious as stabbing him to death with the paper spike. (Not yet, anyway.) Here are my ideas:
1) squishing his packet of chips
2) dropping his mobile phone into the tank safe
3) wrapping his keys up in sticky tape
Do you have any other ideas? I’d love to hear them.
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comment system seems b0rken.
Maybe wrap his mobile up with
his keys in LOTS of tape and
drop it in his HOT coffee, watch
him try and fish for it?
Comment by ted — Wednesday June 30 2004 @ 9:41 pm
1) Why not use his desk drawer as a toilet
2) Ring him and pretend you’re a police officer and just found his car stripped and abonded on the side of the road in Balga
3) Wasabi paste in his lunch
I’m sure he’ll think you’re just as funny as he is.
Comment by David — Thursday July 1 2004 @ 5:02 pm
Of course!! Wasabi is so underrated.
Hmmm. I’ll re-thingo the comments CSS in a minute. Maybe I’ve damaged part of the wordpress code while making the layout.
Comment by Mark — Friday July 2 2004 @ 1:32 pm
1. tell him to never breed.
2. kick him in the balls.
3. laugh.
Comment by bahdma — Friday August 27 2004 @ 3:31 pm