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PS I am sick. *sneeeze*

I’ve got a cold to. After reading that I am now also feeling queasy.

Comment by Tomás — Wednesday June 25 2008 @ 4:18 pm
Queasy? I thought it was hilarious. As if an attacking ninja would stoop down and tear off your genitals :)

Comment by Mark — Wednesday June 25 2008 @ 4:26 pm
I bet that genitals are heaps easier to locate and tear off in tight 70’s pants.

Comment by R.A.T. — Wednesday June 25 2008 @ 7:35 pm
No way. If your package is tightly wrapped, it will be harder to mess with. I think the real danger with tight pants is the temptation for off-duty ninjas to attack your genitals just for the hell of it. Like a red rag to a bull, y’know?

Comment by Mark — Wednesday June 25 2008 @ 8:00 pm
Holy gonads batman!

That is both weird and hilarious. Although I highly doubt someone would just stand there and let a ninja do that. Maybe if he approached from the backside, he’d have better luck at getting away unscathed.

Comment by Julia — Thursday June 26 2008 @ 11:17 pm
You’re sick because you settled at 3 jumpers. One more could’ve saved you, Papertrap.

Comment by Rin — Friday June 27 2008 @ 7:48 am
Julia - Ah, the Reverse Monkey Steals the Peach! That’s one of those secret ninja moves that only the government knows.

Rin - I know :( Feeling better now though.

Comment by Mark — Friday June 27 2008 @ 1:29 pm