So after a few days back in Perth I’m thinking of changing my major to ‘Playstation.’ Maybe completing the look with a pair of tracky dacks. I could even use bong water for eau de cologne.
Actually it’s not all bad. I saw the house my mum is building in York and earned some serious brownie points, and hung out with some friends on the weekend. People sometimes ask me whether I come home after spending so much time in Sydney and find that my friends aren’t around any more but I guess I have some pretty boring friends because they’re basically all there doing the same things they normally do.
Another thing people sometimes say to me is, like, I tell them that I study philosophy, which is kind of my job, and then they say “ah, the art of bullshit!” or something like that. And I don’t think that’s fair. I work pretty hard. Obviously not right at the moment, but sometimes. And I mean, you don’t tell a dentist that they are a professional torturer, do you? Not if you can put yourself in their shoes. In fact, as you can no doubt guess, I secretly like it when people say stuff like that because then I can be offended and quite self-righteous. I don’t know why I bring it up. That didn’t happen to me on the weekend. It just kinda bugs me is all.